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An Open Letter to the Donald: "A Better Solution"

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Dear Mr. the Donald,

I have heard that you are going to deport all the Mexicans from our country, and I applaud you taking such a strong move.  However, as we know from a few sources, this may prove costly.  Of course, you will be forcing Mexico to pay for it, but the actual construction will take awhile; Mexicans ARE lazy.  

So, while we wait, we can talk about something that might just be a better solution for everyone.  

First, we'll need to identify the Mexicans.  Since it's true that all Mexicans are Catholics (and we all know about those Catholics, amiright?), it might be nice to require all Mexicans to wear little brown crosses on their clothes.  That way, we'll know right away who we should be rounding up.

One good thing to think about is to maybe put some sort of tracking number on them like Chris Chrisie wants to do.  That way we can make absolutely sure what they're doing, where they're going, and whether or not their corrupting our youth with drugs or raping our women.  

The next problem we'll have is storing them while we wait for that wall to finally get built.  Well, Mr the Donald, we have TONS of FEMA camps all over this country.  While the UN was going to use them before the Jade Helm conspiracy was exposed by those brave Texas patriots, we should just go ahead and take them from those commies.  The best part is they already come equipped with barbed wire and are way out in the middle of nowhere.  (While its true some may be hard to get to, we can always use some cattle cars or some such, and ship them in by rail.)  I'm sure there are tons of patriot militias who would be willing and eager to help guard these camps.

Of course, we all know that only through hard work can people truly be free, so we can always give them something to do while they're in those camps.  Idle hands are the devil's workshop and all that.

So, in closing, I hope you take these suggestions to heart.  I'm very sure you'll get a positive response from the rest of your followers.

Regards, A God-fearing, minority-hating Patriot

PS: If some of them "happen" to die in those camps, we'll save a TON of money shipping them back over the border.

PPS: It might also make sense to round up homosexuals to keep them from enacting their gay agenda; the blacks to stop their anti-white hate speech; and the liberals who want to give our country over to the godless and the Muslims.


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