Updated: Dixville Notch Feels the Bern (NOW with MORE MEANING!)

[I edited this diary for clarity]

So the first three towns in the First-In-The-Nation Primary have given us results.  Totals for all three are:

Dixville Notch Totals:

Bernie: 4, Clinton: 0

Kasich: 3, Trump: 2

Millsfield Totals:

Cliton: 2, Bernie: 1

Cruz: 9, Trump: 3, Kasich: 1

Hart’s Location Totals: 

Sanders 12, Clinton 7, Greenstein 2

Kasich 5, Trump 4, Cristie 2, Bush 1, Carson 1, Rubio 1 (h/t slinkerwink)

Past Winners (non-incumbent party only):

1980: Reagan, Bush tie

1984: Hollings

1988: Gephart; Bush

1992: Clinton

1996: Dole

2000: Bradley; Bush

2004: Clark

2008: Obama; McCain

2012: Romney

Clearly, armed with this new data, we can see it truly means absolutely nothing.  Use this as an open thread to throw pie.